christ mass ep lyrics

in case anyone was curious.

i like having you around:
its my first saturday nite you're still the only person that i know,
so i decide to go to a party with you on the other side of town,
but not before i eat some free pizza,
but not before we go to your place and move around your ugly bookcase.
noises made by birds does not equal strange or absurd.
your house is not haunted, so please just show the fuck up.

you don't have a lisp, but you do have a funny way of talking
and i'm charmed, so please don't tell me you might have a brain tumor

(guitar solo)

i would really like it if you stayed around
i would really like it if you were around
i would really like it if you stayed around
i really like having you around


like last year (this song references The Marked Men&Grey's Anatomy):
bread crumbs&black tea any food i can for free
snow covers the ground
when i walk around town with my hands in my pockets
i just about lost it
i need something to fix my brain; alleviate my disdain.

i wish it was more like last year when i had my friends here
i wish it was more like last year when i had my friends here
i just wish something would make these holidays go away
i just wish something would make these holidays go away

whenever i get home i always think of dying alone
i wish my life weren't aimless; suicide is painless

i wish it was more like last year when i had my friends here
i wish it was more like last year when i had my friends here
i just wish something would make these holidays go away
i just wish something would make these holidays go away

what does winter have to offer:
what does winter have to give?
hot cocoa, snow shoes&marinated figs
what does winter have to offer?
no school, no teachers or exams to proctor

we just want to mess around
we just want to own this town
all i want for christmas is anarchy
all i want for christmas is some fucking black tea

what does winter have to offer?
runny noses, coughing&visits to the doctor
what does winter have to give?
sore throat, wet socks&no will to live

Depression

In a desperate attempt to attract traffic to the blog, I have created a post about depression. Depression is a side effect of being conscious. People get depressed because they expect something positive, interesting, fulfilling, concrete, absolute, or reasonable from existing. That or they have a chemical imbalance in their brain. Depression isn't that funny, but the American Institute of Mental Health says that 85% stand up comedians surveyed believe is essential to comedy.

They've only been able to prove this fact though through written surveys, because if one asked a stand up comedian in a social setting they wouldn't tell you the truth because they're too depressed. Musicians seem to like it a lot. Depression affects 19 million Americans, 10-25% of the american female population is depressed, 5-10 % of the american male population is depressed. This infers that women are greedy about depression and want it all for themselves.

Generally every other movie you'll see about Ireland is about a lot of people who are depressed. Usually every other book you'll read is about someone who is depressed. If you're talking to someone about something and they're not taking you seriously, it is acceptable to state that you're depressed to get through to them.

Thankyou.